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All WBC employees should be reminded to RSVP for the annual Christmas party as schnell as possible. After last year’s incident mit the giraffe costume und the missing waiter we have been asked to find a new venue. Luckily, the Colonel was able to pull a string so this year the festive celebrations will be [...]
Weblog URL: http://www.technosamrat.com/
Reason for application:
I just want to know if my blog is useful for other people. So i’m requesting you to review it.
The first stipulation of WBC application reads as follows ‘Please note that if your application does not raise even the faintest glimmer of a smile from at least one member of our [...]
I am pleased to announce that this months ‘Employee of the Month’ is young Tarquin from graphics for his sterling attitude toward his 7 day incarceration in the vending machine following an incident during a fire drill a few weeks ago.
Doctors have assured us that the excess weight he gained during that time will soon [...]
Weblog URL: http://joelklebanoff.com/joelsblog2/
Reason for application:
Dear Worldblogcouncil, my blog is a hopefully funny, but funnily not hopeful review of, well, stuff and nonsense. It is of excellent quality, so says my mother. Or, rather, I’m sure she would say that if she had the foggiest of ideas as to how to surf the Web, which she [...]
Our apologies for the lack of appraisals issued today, as you may have seen on the local news service the WBC is still recovering from yesterdays fire drill.
Rest assured that we are doing our utmost to bring the flooding under control and we have been told that the water is doing an excellent job of [...]
Due to last weeks abysmal fire drill in which 3 members of staff were admitted to the emergency room with second degree burns and Tarquin from graphics completely vanished we will be attempting a rescheduling at some point this morning.
Please try to remember that a fire drill does not require real flames or the need [...]
Weblog URL: http://delphine-angua.blogspot.com/
Reason for application:
I modestly and abjectly crave your attention. Please honour me with your decision, either in my favour or otherwise, so that I may continue to blog under the above name (see which) or, close down my blog completely, having not reached the required WBC standard. The supremely high literary and visual [...]
Would all employees please convene in the canteen this afternoon at 3pm to rifle through my deerstalker and choose who they will be Santa for this year. Please note that Ms Tutt will be inspecting all gifts this year so please try to avoid shops at the north end of the High Street - we [...]
Weblog URL: http://www.chitchatqueen.blogspot.com/
Reason for application:
I love blogging and blog about anything and everthing under the sun that one can chit chat about. My blog posts are simple (in terms of language and vocabulary) and hence form a nice read, more often than not. A friend, suggested I submit my blog here for laughs and I [...]
We are very keen on social networking here at the WBC, nothing better than a glass of port and a handrolled Cuban to get someone’s chequebook out of mothballs.
Of course all members can help promote the WBC with some simple networking activity - this will also bring awareness and readers to your own weblogs. So [...]
Weblog URL: http://www.totaltrauma.blogspot.com/
Reason for application:
because I”m trying to give it a new meaning to the word ‘trauma’, and I love to keep changing my blogger name
I was several posts into this well presented weblog (anecdotal observation and musing, often presented in rhyme - quite charming really) when my aural orifices were affronted by the raucous [...]
Due to the recent spate of bad weather and the mysterious disappearance of all copper piping in the basement the building is somewhat chilly today. Ms Tutt is busy knitting thermal underpants in the foyer and Frau von Sauertraut is roasting chestnuts and some kind of sausage in the carpark. Mr Ern will be serving [...]
Weblog URL: http://lordlikely.co.uk/
Reason for application:
I wish to hereby submit my application for my fine web-log to be evaluated by your good selves.
Of course, I have absolutely no doubts with regard to the excellence of my journals, but I would quite like to receive a certificate to cover an unfortunate stain upon the ceiling of my [...]
Due to a minor accident involving a paperclip, a cup of Earl Grey tea and a very delicate part of a senior staff member’s anatomy (that would normally be kept slightly below room temperature) all departments will be closed until tomorrow morning. As this notice was posted just after the close of office hours please [...]
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: Apparently so...
: Does this ridiculous widget still work?
: Very interesting blog of this days!
: I found some. I should probably keep it under wraps though...
: Just came by for smut. Left disappointed.
: Did someone mention croquet?
: Lord Likely, you must take up this smut (verboten) mit the Colonel, if you can find him. I have been at him all day.
: I demand more smut.
