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I think the Colonel is over reacting personally but there you go. I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for the old git.
Ms Ashley Tutt PA
There is important maintenance occurring in the work ethics department. Positive results unlikely.
It’s the weekend. Although statistically there is more likely to be someone in the office on monday morning - don’t count on it. Delays are all currently delayed.
There are terrible delays in all departments mainly due to inefficiency and corruption. There is nothing I can do as I am the primary source of both. If you wish to take a ticket and wait feel free.
Good luck with that.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE
Please don’t hesitate to contact the complaints department if you have any issues regarding present delays. If you cannot find the complaints department you may want to complain about that too.
Where the pesky Colonel is I don’t know.
Anyway ‘That Grrl’, who apparently is an earth witch on the quiet, is prime meat for the WBC [...]
Due to a 2 for 1 offer on 12 year old malt at the Coach and Horses afternoon appointments will be slightly delayed.
I’m afraid the Colonel seems to be drinking drowning under a pile of paperwork at the moment.
This is another serious blog but we at the WBC don’t hold that against it. It would [...]
We at the WBC aim to please some of the people some of the time. Success in this area is marginal. Delays inevitable.
Being Lenay apparently is an art form. This would involve videoke, random geekery and watching ‘My name is Earl’. No level of expertise has been achieved in any ‘-ing’, -phy’ or -’ism’.
Obviously [...]
Ms Tutt is just getting on top of things in the filing room. Back shortly.
This is a diary documenting the progress of a homeless family in Jacksonville. Well written, witty and informative are possible adjectives for this venture. Of course in my day the homeless were given a bowl of soup, an old blanket and [...]
If you have any complaints about the current delays please email whelkschanceinasupernova@WBC.com
Phillipine and world theatre, art and literature. All commendable subjects for discussion and opinion. Reminds me of my youth - treading the boards during my university days. Those innocent days of theatre, bringing a merry band of fellows closer together. Very close. I miss [...]
It has come to my attention that there is a large queue building in the applications department. Due to inefficiency and a complete lack of organisation this may well be the case for the foreseeable future.
You may be under the impression that we at the World Blog Council are here to evaluate blogs. This is [...]
Evaluations are due to commence.
A blog about blogs and blogging, blogged by a blogger with guest blogs by guest bloggers also blogging about blogs and blogging. I’m sensing a theme developing here. I am obviously fascinated by the whole ‘blog’ industry hence my presence in the WBC unfortunately I have a pressing appointment at the [...]
Some people have been accused of thinking. Please click here for more details.
Ashley Tutt PA
This blog has been sent back to adminstration for administrative purposes.
I, for one, will be very interested how the Colonel responds to this request for appraisal. He has a very short attention span and might find the vast quantity of words that this blog uses rather soporific particularly after a heavy lunch and [...]
Awaiting our usual discernment and expertise.
Oooooooooooooooo ……………………pink! I think you’ll have trouble with the colonel over this one Miss Polliwog. I wore pink the other day and was told to take it off straight away.
Ashley Tutt PA
Don’t worry Miss Polliwog I wouldn’t be so brash with anyone other than staff. Your blog is straining the [...]
Blog evaluation department currently under evaluation. Delays to be evaluated.
Take no notice of the Colonel Miss Adventure - we take our duties seriously.
Miss Adventure is obviously well traveled and falls under the category of ‘a goer’. The rules, as far as I recall, mean automatic endorsement. The Colonel might pull me up on this.
Ashley [...]
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: Very interesting blog of this days!
: I found some. I should probably keep it under wraps though...
: Just came by for smut. Left disappointed.
: Did someone mention croquet?
: Lord Likely, you must take up this smut (verboten) mit the Colonel, if you can find him. I have been at him all day.
: I demand more smut.
: Mein secret stash of linzer cookies ist missing. This upsets me.
: Somebody always has to lower the tone. Tragic.
