The WBC is the only government sanctioned body of qualified experts on the internet.
Applications to be filed at the 'Applications department'.
Due to the rather painfully,invasive inspection by Mr Ernest Gripe the WBC has undergone a severe down-sizing operation. Exacerbated by the economic downturn and a near terminal attack of malaise our offices have been temporarily relocated to a small, yet homely structure located within the grounds of Blogworthy Manor.
To the untrained eye this may look [...]
This is official notification of the intent to notify our intentions. At this juncture our intent is unclear but we do intend to clarify this as soon as we receive clear instruction of clarification to notify from the department of notification clarification.
If you have any questions then please speak very loudly as there is nobody [...]
Due to a certain air of malaise within these (slightly damp and peeling) walls incentive schemes will now be in place to invigorate the staff members. Successful appraisals will be rewarded with luncheon vouchers from the Coach and Horses and a free bus pass to Macklesfield (no return available unfortunately).
For the public interest all blog [...]
There are terrible delays in all departments mainly due to inefficiency and corruption. There is nothing I can do as I am the primary source of both. If you wish to take a ticket and wait feel free.
Good luck with that.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE
It has come to my attention that there is a large queue building in the applications department. Due to inefficiency and a complete lack of organisation this may well be the case for the foreseeable future.
You may be under the impression that we at the World Blog Council are here to evaluate blogs. This is [...]
We are currently snowed under with an enormous waiting list of reviews and are therefore opening staff vacancies to help with this arduous but fulfilling task. The work is gruelling and thankless but on the upside is very poorly paid. All applications to be filed in the personnel department please.
This facility has been devised for blog evaluation sessions. Nothing written here is to be read with any hope of the administration giving the slightest hint of a toss as to how you feel about the content or opinion contained within.
If you receive approval from the WBC you may place this button in your sidebar - code available at the certification dept
: Apparently so...
: Does this ridiculous widget still work?
: Very interesting blog of this days!
: I found some. I should probably keep it under wraps though...
: Just came by for smut. Left disappointed.
: Did someone mention croquet?
: Lord Likely, you must take up this smut (verboten) mit the Colonel, if you can find him. I have been at him all day.
: I demand more smut.
