An increasing level of criminal intent has been creeping into the hallways of this hallowed edifice. Last Thursday two of my chocolate Hobnobs (a delicious and nutritious oaty snack to accompany my afternoon Earl Grey moment) were pilfered from Ms Tutts ‘kitchenette’. The perpitrator was of course instantly apprehended and handed over to the authorities (he was last seen being hauled off in a necklock from the good Frau).
Although one may take the view that the theft of a small round chocolate covered oat-filled biscuit designated for post lunch delictatory purposes may be the merest of misdemeanours but I believe this sort of behaviour is the start of a crack that will weaken the very fabric of our great and noble organisation. So in future keep your grubby paws away from my biccies.
Thankyou for your elongation.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE
3 Comments
What bleak times we live in when Hob Nobs are pilfered by the dregs of society. Mark my words, it’ll be the Digestives and Rich Tea next. Since these biscuits are under considerable duress, I suggest investing in some guard dogs and perhaps even a safe.
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Pwn Greenland Reply:
January 15th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I used to love it when Penfold said that. But that’s what this organisation needs; that fearless mouse and his hamster sidekick. They’d soon bring those biccie thieves to justice.
Did someone mention crack?