Daddy Papersurfer

daddypapersurfer

Weblog URL: http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/

Reasons for application:

I received an email from a young lady with buns attached to her ears who demanded that I re-apply after my recent justified ban.

I comply.

I am on the verge and need a push. I believe the WBC are the people for the job.

Yours sincerely folks

D. Papersurfer

For some reason the Colonel will have nothing to do with Daddy Papersurfer and consequently he must remain in limbo so far as certification is concerned.

I assure you Mr Papersurfer, that it isn’t anything personal and I will use every skill I possess to get the Colonel onto it and, if that fails, I’ll get Frau Sauertraut to twist his arm.

Ms A. Tutt PA

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Due to a severe limb twisting episode in the supply cupboard this morning I feel I am unable to pass reasonable judgement over this most delicate of issues. His weblog seems to be a cascade of ridiculosity and idiotic verbal bunglings so in many respects he might even be suitable for employment.

With great hesitancy (and awaiting a second opinion from Frau Sauertraut) I grant approval.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

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This Vater of Papersurfer has triggered very much debate in the offices during the past few weeks. His omnipresence ist alarming und his actions will continue to be monitored very closely. However, in spite of the Herr’s insolence and flatulence, his weblog does comply to the regulations as set out in the WBC Charter Addendum issued last month. Und so I have no choice but to give him my rubber stamp.

Approval ist granted.

Frau von Sauertraut, Cultural Direktor

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Rating: 8.3/10 (19 votes cast)
This entry was written by The Colonel., posted on January 21, 2009 at 9:00 am, filed under appraisals, excellent, observational, titilating and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

13 Comments

  1. DaddyP
    Posted May 14, 2007 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

    What can I say? ……………..no really, what can I say?

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  2. Bill Blunt
    Posted May 14, 2007 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    How about ‘thanks’, you old curmudgeon?
    Well done, dp: I knew it was only a matter of time.

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  3. penfold
    Posted May 14, 2007 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    Yeah - you old curmudgeon (I don’t know what that is - I’m just playing along. Must be old fogey speak). Say something nice for a change.
    How low did you have to go to get that badge? We are all aware of your propensity for skulduggery and underhand behaviour…
    Did you get up close and personal with the assistant?

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  4. DaddyP
    Posted May 15, 2007 at 5:31 am | Permalink

    Nothing underhand this time, not even with the personal assistant.
    I am truly underwhelmed by the whole business for which I am thankful.

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  5. John
    Posted October 27, 2008 at 1:15 pm | Permalink

    Curmudgeonry is a refined art. I’ll keep from overmining and say a good choice. I’m also impressed with the site, since it’s using IP addresses rather than cookies to keep people from voting multiple times.

    Not that I would.

    Really.

    (Sorry, but it was for DP)

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  6. Ashley Tutt
    Posted October 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    I’m going to have to keep an eye on your fingers ……

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  7. The Colonel.
    Posted January 21, 2009 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    Due to a clerical error some ancient comments have resurfaced. For no apparent reason they all seem to make sense.

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  8. Ashley Tutt
    Posted January 21, 2009 at 10:17 am | Permalink

    I’m sorry Colonel, the clerical error was mine …. Mr Papersurfer Snr tends to make me fluster. Would you like me to have a fiddle to try and sort out your little problem?

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  9. Daddy Papersurfer
    Posted January 21, 2009 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    Tee hee hee hee hee heee heeeeee heeeeeeee - whoops, I’ve wetted myself ……… sorry

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  10. The Colonel.
    Posted January 21, 2009 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    I think there’s been enough fiddling around here for one day thank you Ms Tutt.

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  11. Daddy Papersurfer
    Posted January 21, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    *sob* I’mmmmm soooooo *sob* grateful *sob* at last all my *sob* ambitions will *sob* …….. sorry *sob* I can’t ……….. *weep*

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  12. Daddy Papersurfer
    Posted January 21, 2009 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

    Oooooo ……. I just saw a butterfly ……

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  13. Frau von Sauertraut
    Posted January 21, 2009 at 10:09 pm | Permalink

    Ms. Tutt, you really must fiddle on your own time.

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