Diary of a 70’s teen

Weblog URL: http://diaryofa70steen.blogspot.com/

Reason for application:

I dunno why - I know my request is futile…

And futile is as futile does. Dwelling in the past shall not surely have an influence on the present. Unless of course we speak of the fabulous braised red panda that the college chef has improved upon year upon year. Succulent and rich, not unlike the 1964 Chateau Lafite that accompanied it. And this offering of memories from a grown up passing as a teenager is indeed an interesting teatime digression. A shame that the good Frau was unable to procure more Jammy Dodgers to accompany this. 70’sTeen here harks back to halcyon days; days before spermicides, days of uplifting brassieres, big knickers……ach…..ak….oooh dear, ……..Matron, please take me to my rooms. And ensure that the good Frau passes on my recommendation for approval to the Colonel’s office……ooo…aaaah…mmmmm.. APPROVEED… AAAhhhhhhhh

(Signature pp Nurse Dairylea Higgins)

Prof. Wardrobe Gruber Esq. (MA D.,Phil)

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It seems that Professor Gruber is somewhat over-excited about this weblog publication. Personally I hated the decade - bouncy orange things everywhere, glittery boots and people spitting on the King’s Road. You wouldn’t catch the Andrews Sisters in golden spandex catsuits dancing to intoxicating disco beats would you?

However - these are simply excerpts from the innocent days of a young girl’s life whose greatest crime was a fondness for bad trousers and Donny Osmond’s tooth collection. Approval granted.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

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11 Comments

  1. Posted November 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm | Permalink

    Most wondrous news! I love this diary even more than mine own…

    And nothing pleases me more than taking her posted quizzes and reporting my results (hint hint).

  2. Posted November 3, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    I find this approval slightly surprising but I suppose you know what you’re doing.

    BTW, any news about my humble yet incisive blog? …… I’m getting quite nervous actually ………

    The Colonel Reply:

    Any enquiries into tardy appraisals should be filed with the ‘bothered’ department.

  3. Posted November 3, 2008 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    Incisive indeed-

    Humble, though? Methinks that may be a bit of a stretch…

    Tea, DP?

  4. Posted November 3, 2008 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    10 STARS! But…..what about the knitting patterns?

  5. Posted November 3, 2008 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

    A wise move, but futile on the part of the WBC. I still have those files. I doubt to ever be included on this list and so have been contemplating a nice sale of said file folder on eBay.

    However… I tried to give this blog 11 stars, but had to settle for 10. Perhaps you should fix that clicker?

  6. Posted November 3, 2008 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    Oh my word I got a Green…. thank you so very much .. if I could ‘do’ humble I would .. instead I will ‘do’ disco.

    Prof I am shocked and stunned that you chose Panda in red wine I thought that ‘chicken in a basket with chips’ may have titilated your fancy more back then along with a youthful babycham and taking a cherry on a cocktail…!!

    Colonel.. where is your sense of fun.. a bouncy orange thing between your thighs was always invigorating … it always had a smiley face what ever the occasion.. as for spitting eewwww I can ID with that.

    I hate to break it to you Colonel but the Andrews sisters (or was it the Beverley Sisters?) did ‘do’ glittery spandex.

    Thank you every one .. if my only crime was wearing bad pants and a love of Donny’s dental surgery then I haven’t done too badly ;-)

  7. Posted November 3, 2008 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    @ dear Rev .. awww thank you x
    I promise I will be quizzing soon when the shoulder has healed (I have to stretch over to my scanner)

    The Rev. Reply:

    No rush, my dear! Perhaps I’ll find one of my own to post in your honor-

    Happy healing!

    70steen Reply:

    oh dear Rev that would be glorious I will be sure to take part :-) x

  8. Posted November 3, 2008 at 10:58 pm | Permalink

    BB ~ I am filling up ‘10′ omw .. [I think the knitting patterns clinched it .. but shussh ;-) ]

  9. Posted November 3, 2008 at 10:59 pm | Permalink

    oh DP are you still awaiting approval… I know how you you feel .. but amazingly I have forgotten again as I HAVE BEEN APPROVED.. la de dar :-)

  10. Posted November 3, 2008 at 11:03 pm | Permalink

    Dear Frac mwah
    11 !! omw thank you dear Frac .. does any one have a tissue .. I feel like I may have to do an Oscar speach…

    I would like to thank my ………..

    [what happened? I can not post?]

  11. Posted November 4, 2008 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    Where is the ‘bothered’ Dept? I’ve been searching the corridors for hours ……. has the cleaner gone on strike BTW? ……. just asking

    The Colonel Reply:

    We had a cleaner…?

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