I am pleased to announce that this months ‘Employee of the Month’ is young Tarquin from graphics for his sterling attitude toward his 7 day incarceration in the vending machine following an incident during a fire drill a few weeks ago.
Doctors have assured us that the excess weight he gained during that time will soon be shed and the alarming physical shape that he assumed will not be permanent so please remove all ‘Rubik’s-boy’ Post-its from his work station before Monday.
Thank you for your exasperation.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE
