Our apologies for the lack of appraisals issued today, as you may have seen on the local news service the WBC is still recovering from yesterdays fire drill.
Rest assured that we are doing our utmost to bring the flooding under control and we have been told that the water is doing an excellent job of flushing the rats out of the canteen storage area.
Tarquin has been given the all clear to leave the hospital and will not be charged for the snacks that he ate whilst trapped in the vending machine in the level 6 lobby for the last 7 days.
Thank you for your lactation.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE







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It has been a mite hectic the last couple of days - quite fun really.
Ach, es ist almost wunderbar all this excitement; I can hardly keep myself from singing!
I wondered what the wetness around the ankles was due to. I thought it perhaps was me.