Weblog URL: http://www.canucklehead.ca/blog/
Reason for application:
humbly throw my site upon the mercy of this prestigious council. If the truth be known, I have my fragile go all been completed dashed at previous evaluations. A wiser man might wait until the taste of excellence has been washed from your mouths - as I see Lord Likely has left his telltale trail of stains from a recent visit. Luckily for both of us, wise is rarely used when describing me and sober never is.
I hope and trust that this application will find someone in a nog-soaked state that may be my only hope at a favourable review. Seasons Greetings and CHEERS!
On closer inspection of Mr Canucklehead’s syntax within his application it would seem that he may have been teetering on the brink of insobriety at the time of writing. As the average blood-alcohol level within these walls is generally a shot away from a fire hazard we’ll not be placing too much negativity alongside that notion.
This Canadian invites us to ‘grab a beer’ and sample a taste of what he finds amusing in the world - some jokes, a few pictures and some musings upon his life and the world around him. Well I have done just that, obviously exchanging ‘a beer’ for a vintage port and a taste of Stilton - of course I awoke several hours later with my moustache in a terrible pickle and unseemly creases in my trousers. Approval is granted.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE
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This typical Canadian disrepekt for common sense displayed by Herr Canucklehead is still under investigation by the WBC. The self-declared obsession with beer ist not surprising to find in a blogger but this Canadian has been clever enough to profit from it. A special sub-committee has been established to monitor these look, laugh, live and love activities closely to ensure there are no further WBC violations.
I expect the Colonel ist still clicking on the young Fraulein.
Approval ist granted, but with the usual caveats as set out in Section 14.5.6 Paragraph 9(2).
Frau von Sauertraut, Cultural Direktor
2 Comments
I’m delighted! Thanks so much for this endorsement. Imwill strive to live up to the WBC’s high standards! CHEERS!
The Colonel. Reply:
January 8th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
A pleaure as always to welcome a new member. Even a Canadian.
If “Canadian Bacon” taught me anything, it was to never insult Canadian beer. The result could be severely cataclysmic.