Due to prolonged exposure to the festive spirit an alarming number of WBC employees have yet to return to their departments this year. Of course this could be wild coincidence and everybody just happens to be on ‘errands’ and temporarily absent from every single office simultaneously whenever I check them.
However, this shall not cast a shade upon our path into 2009 and rest assured that you, the blogging masses, will be receiving the same lack of commitment and dedicated disinterest that you have come to expect.
Their will be no improvements to our public interface facility. There will be no redecoration in the WBC building and the staff (if you can find them) will be as surly and irreverant as always.
Thank you for your prostration.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE
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You are an inspiration Colonel. I’m ready to be dictated to.