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Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE







3 Comments
Don’t take any notice ….. the Colonel is having trouble with his gout …… he tends to get a bit confused when his foot hurts.
The Colonel. Reply:
November 4th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
It’s the shrapnel you know - plays havoc with my monosodium urate deposits…
His foot? Sure. Uh huh.
I’ve noticed a great deal of covering up of the Colonel’s real issue… the one involving nether regions and liberal amounts of ointment.
But sure. Call it a foot. I understand you folks talk differently across the pond. Sure. Ok.
The Colonel. Reply:
November 5th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Ms Fracas - there is no need to bring your Canadian smuttery within these hallowed walls. We have exceedingly average levels of expectation to consider living up to…
Canadian smuttery? Do you know anything about Canadians?
We’re too polite to be smutty.
You must be imbibing in a little “medicine” to take your mind off of that “foot” problem.
I understand.