This is official notification of the intent to notify our intentions. At this juncture our intent is unclear but we do intend to clarify this as soon as we receive clear instruction of clarification to notify from the department of notification clarification.
If you have any questions then please speak very loudly as there is nobody present in the office and the nearest member of staff lives three streets away. Thankyou.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE






3 Comments
Does this mean I’ve got to have a shower and but on a clean bra and pants Colonel? I haven’t seen any memos ……..
The Colonel. Reply:
October 3rd, 2009 at 11:17 am
One should always be equipped with pristeen undergarments (in case of emergencies).
You’ll find some fresh pantyhose in my desk drawer if you require some…
Too much traffic on this site - no more tea until further notice.
The Colonel. Reply:
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I believe Ginger Nuts may be required. A personal choice of course but I do love them so.
I don’t know what to do Colonel ……… should I do some filing? …… papers or nails? ……. you know I like to keep my hands busy …………..