It has come to my attention that ‘Papersurfer’ has been displaying a counterfeit WBC badge and certificate in areas of his so called blog. He has also made false claims to being the ‘president’ of the WBC.
This is a council NOT a dictatorship and if anybody disagrees I will have them flogged (don’t fret Ms Tutt - you are exempt from all forms of torture).
So on these grounds and also bearing in mind his blogging skills wouldn’t get him through the first round of the Eurovision Blog contest (details to be announced later this year) his application has been rejected.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE
A little harsh I feel but let it act as a warning to others. This is no laughing matter.
Ashley Tutt PA
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I’m not happy about this and neither is the terrible Goddess! WBC take this as a warning.
I get the feeling that there’s something fishy going on around here. How did the Colonel get into a position of power - I don’t remember an election…
Oh my, that is so harsh.
Calling the Good Nurse! Methinks Penfold might be in need of your brand of TLC. Give me a minute to whip up some green mango salad and give it to him for me, will you.
A tad harsh, if you don’t mind me saying so, Colonel. The young lad was only doing his best to promote your fine work. May I make a plea that, on this one occasion, you overlook his youthful exuberance, and put it down to an excess of salt-water in his inner ear?
If I didn’t think you would take away my own well-deserved certificate, I would even consider launching a (small) campaign of some sort.
How come Papersurfer is the only one to be rejected - it isn’t fair. Methinks the Colonel is bi-arsed.