All WBC employees should be reminded to RSVP for the annual Christmas party as schnell as possible. After last year’s incident mit the giraffe costume und the missing waiter we have been asked to find a new venue. Luckily, the Colonel was able to pull a string so this year the festive celebrations will be held in the back room at the ‘Coach and Horses’.
Rules und regulations for the party are as follows, with no exceptions:
- Appropriate underwear ist mandatory;
- Drink vouchers will be provided to staff members only after the correct papers have been submitted in triplicate;
- Singing carols will not be tolerated in public areas; und
- For obvious reasons, all yellow party hats will be verboten.
Dinner will be served at 7PM sharp so all staff are expected to be punctual. Directions und maps are available from Ms. Tutt. Volunteers to escort the Professor home should report to the main reception immediately.
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Frau von Sauertraut, Cultural Direktor
3 Comments
I can’t take the Professor home - I always end up going with the Colonel.
I feel that may be an inappropriate assumption Ms Tutt. What would the late Lady Fotherington-Blogworthy have said on the matter?
Have the offices opened after the break? I’m feeling quite energised after my quiet Christmas break with only my pussy for company.