The WBC is currently under staffed by the following personnel.
The Colonel.
Not much is known about the founder of the WBC, schooled within the walls of Uppingham and trained at Sandhurst his military endeavours are rumoured to be legendary. He has a penchant for fortified wines and an eye for a robust woman.
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Ms Ashley Tutt PA
Ms Tutt has been tending to the Colonel’s personal requirements for as long as she can remember (so period unknown). A handsome woman with an average shorthand speed - her loyalty to the Colonel is unmountable.
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Frau Von Sauertraut
Cultural advisor to the WBC. As the WBC opens its doors to the rest of the world who better to greet everyone but the Frau. With previous experience in espionage and a former cross-country skiing Olympiad she is a capable and sturdy addition to the team.
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Prof. Wardrobe Gruber Esq. (MA, D.Phil)
The resident psychologist at the WBC. He endeavours to bring a breath of sanity into these stale hallways. Although currently undergoing intensive therapy himself he insists this is necessary research for the benfit of others.
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Mr T. Ern
Refreshment supervisor for the WBC. Consistent rumours that his officious and irritable nature stem from him being the product of a sordid trist between the Colonel and Ms Tutt have been quashed by DNA results and the fact that he is older than both of them.
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