Author currently undergoing evaluation.
It seems that the author was unavailable for comment as he was too busy having cerebral reconstruction with the aid of some methylated spirits and a bungee cord suspended from the Brooklyn bridge.
I have absolutely no idea what his blog is about - it all seems terribly modern and upbeat. My nephew Quentin informs me that he is ‘wicked cool’ so that can’t be good. On the grounds that I am completely unqualified to make an informed decision regarding this matter I shall obviously offer him full membership active immediately.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE
I am with the Colonel all the way on this one. My one small reservation about Mr Failure is that he can only speak American. I suppose it doesn’t really matter that much, as no-one will understand anything he says anyway.
This is all going terribly well - my new position is quite exciting.
Ms Ashley Tutt
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I object to this person being granted full membership.
He rises above the mediocre into fields of talent! Cut him down, I say, vindictively.
If renal failure becomes a member we will all have to lift our skir - - - err - - - game.
I, too, wonder whether renalfailure is really deserving of the WBC certificate. His posts have often verged, as Archie so cogently points out, towards the almost talented. And repeated requests for him to Paypal me a small consideration so that I could endorse his blog have yet to bear fruit.
No reader of his blog will doubt the almost Stakhanovite (ask yer grandad) zeal he brings to his mission, but he may just be too good for the WBC.
But I have just opened a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, so my views may well change.