Slideshow in the foyer

Due to the rather shabby turnout at the genital orientation lecture on Tuesday morning there will be a slideshow in the foyer at 15:00 this afternoon. The usual video introduction seems to have been ‘borrowed’ from the filing room (don’t think I don’t know who you are by the way) so I have been lent a tape with relevant content from Chief Inspector Blenkinsop of the local law enforcement agency.

The film is entitled ’scrotal recognition - is it the new DNA?’

Luke warm overstewed tea and vaguely stale Jammy Dodgers will no doubt be on offer in the canteen thereafter.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

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5 Comments

  1. Frau von Sauertraut
    Posted October 31, 2008 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    It was upsetting to be the lonely person at Tuesday’s lecture. I hope the Chief Inspector’s film will restore order!

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  2. Ashley Tutt
    Posted October 31, 2008 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    I’ve just received an email from Daddy Papersurfer Colonel. It reads as follows:-

    “Balls”

    I think he’s disappointed he missed the lecture.

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    The Colonel. Reply:
    October 31st, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Ms Tutt - your effervescent naivety brings a tear to my eye at times. Mr Papersurfer Snr has to realise that living outside the law has to have its penalties.
    ‘Balls’ indeed.

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  3. T. Ern
    Posted November 1, 2008 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    CATERING NOTIFICATION No.1043: CANTEEN CLOSURE

    The canteen will be closed from 14:59 today until further notice.

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    The Colonel. Reply:
    November 1st, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Ern - the canteen shouldn’t be open at all at the weekend. Stupid boy…

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  4. T. Ern
    Posted November 1, 2008 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    {{Better late than never then, you silly old codger}}

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    The Colonel. Reply:
    November 1st, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    {{luckily I went home yesterday so I couldn’t hear that remark - silly boy}}

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  5. Ashley Tutt
    Posted November 1, 2008 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    I’m not comfortable with office politics ……. Colonel, I need a hug.

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