Blog URL: http://somnambulisticramblings.blogspot.com/
Reason for application:
I am applying for your esteemed recognition because I am scared of the consequences if I don’t.
An English banker spilling his beans in Germany. Apparently the European financial institutions are in a terrible pickle and therefore in need of talented, educated individuals who can bring stability and calm to these stormy economic seas - thank God I keep my bullion under the horsehair…
If you’ll excuse me I have an urgent appointment with my proctologist. APPROVED.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE
A most educational thingummijig, concerning a splendid sort of dog loving financial chappie. I must say, I was always of the opinion that Viszla’s were cigarette papers used by my old students. Young chap by the name of Huxley-Forbes used to smoke the blasted things. A terrible pong. But I daresay it was down to that splendid jugged hare that I had for luncheon, although the 1974 Margaux did flatter it somewhat. Personally I always have preferred a rough shag. To be taken in a rosewood pipe. A lost art you see, the pipe. Adds a certain character to a man, what! And what with the current hoo-hah in the finance world, I daresay that this Somnambulist fellow enjoys a fill now and again. Stout yeoman, jolly good show, approval granted.
Prof. Wardrobe Gruber Esq. (MA, D.Phil)
4 Comments
I am zufrieden to see that this weblog written from inside the Fatherland has been granted approval. However, I believe that he still needs driving instruction bevor he tries the Autobahn again.
Colonel - should I file him under ‘normal’ or ‘foreign’?
I have heard he use sellotape in unnatural ways.
Oh, that’s quite normal round here. Only the other day the Colonel ….. whoops, I’ve just remembered he told me not to mention that particular ‘episode’.