World Blog Council

Weblog URL: http://joelklebanoff.com/joelsblog2/

Reason for application:

Dear Worldblogcouncil, my blog is a hopefully funny, but funnily not hopeful review of, well, stuff and nonsense. It is of excellent quality, so says my mother. Or, rather, I’m sure she would say that if she had the foggiest of ideas as to how to surf the Web, which she doesn’t.

Well now. Jolly good show I say. This chap seems to know his onions. Or perhaps shalotts. Either way, the blasted things don’t half give one the wind. The baked onions that cookie served with the roasted woodcock last night have made their presence known in no uncertain terms today. My morning lecture was disrupted on several occasions by the most appalling bout of colic. Not even the timely imbibement of a splendid bottle of Ricardo Penuro Ammontillado managed to settle the tum. I must say that I do sympathise with Mr Klebanoff who clearly suffers from the same affliction, as he candidly admits in his splendid post of 9th December, entitled “Age Compensations”. Mr Klebanoff writes with a verve and honesty that is rare amongst our American friends. Although I do feel however that the neo-cognitive post-processual Marxist argument was somewhat glossed over, and too much emphasis was put on the post-impressionist meta-hyperbolic counterpoint as expressed by Nietsche in his seminal 1942 work “The Onion: Is it or not?”. Yes. Indeed indeed indeed. What what. I can recommend a good dose of Asefoetida & Ipecac, to be taken before meals. Approval granted.

Professor Wardrobe Gruber Esq, MA (D. Phil)

Mr Klebanoff’s musings on his life and the World around him need little more explanation than the dear Professor has offered. I do however have very little understanding of that explanation and am becoming increasingly more concerned with Professor Gruber’s mental stability. I’m no stranger to pschological strain - 3 months floating in a water barrel in the South Pacific certainly took it’s toll on me but luckily I had a jar of moustache wax and some dried aspargaus to help me retain my self respect. Approval is granted.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE