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Applications to be filed at the 'Applications department'.
It has come to my attention that there is underhand nonsense in progress on the internet based world wide web. A certain young lady, currently undergoing a lifetime ban from the WBC (for crimes against the Blogiverse) has been utilising her information technology skills to confuse and further derange staff members.
She has nominated the WBC [...]
Weblog URL: http://www.non-workingmonkey.blogspot.com/
Reason for application:
I am applying because you told me to and I haven’t got anything else to do. Also, my blog is really very good and more people should be reading it, particularly the post I’m about to write entitled “Who Would You Send A Poo In A Box To?”.
Hmm. Not a very gracious [...]
Weblog URL: http://atotalblog.blogspot.com/
Reason for application:
You and your World Blog Council reminds me of the excitement and enjoyment experiences I have had thrice since joining MyBlogLog, now nommore, and I miss these so much even more now.
This weblog brings the author’s cheery disposition to his posts about global events and blogworld tidbits. Normally this sort of [...]
Weblog URL: http://rotus.wordpress.com/
Reason for application:
If you cut me do I not bleed? If you wake me do I not blog?
Young Mr. Rotus has given himself the unenviable task of trawling through the blogosphere to give the public some edited highlights, coupled with some personal viewpoints and opinion - all done whilst sporting marvelous facial hair. [...]
A brief notice to inform all members of the worldwide blogging community that a brief interuption in WBC duties is scheduled today. During this period all offices and departments will be completely lacking in useful activity or motivation.
This period is commonly known as ‘the weekend’.
Please be aware that if you can notice the slightest difference [...]
Weblog URL: http://yourneighborhoodreverend.wordpress.com/
Reason for application:
Through word of mouth (er, blog) via D. Papersurfer, I have learned of your wondrous deeds and do wish to be so certified. To obtain validation of such a prestigious organization would be quite the feather in my cap!
While I readily admit that I am nearly paralyzed with fear at the [...]
Blog URL: http://misterwoppit.blogspot.com/
Reason for application:
As the voice of reason, and the foremost educational force in the blogsphere, combined with the all important skills that make it possible to get pissed for less than a fiver, I hereby submit my application to be entered into the WBC.
Do you know, it’s the oddest thing? Whenever one puts [...]
Blog URL: http://somnambulisticramblings.blogspot.com/
Reason for application:
I am applying for your esteemed recognition because I am scared of the consequences if I don’t.
An English banker spilling his beans in Germany. Apparently the European financial institutions are in a terrible pickle and therefore in need of talented, educated individuals who can bring stability and calm to these stormy [...]
Weblog URL: http://www.atomicdogma.com/
Reason for application:
Penfold made me do it. He’s so forceful and brusque …
A charming blog - a life observed through the eyes of a Canadian accountant with a desire to observe the mystique of the universe first hand.
However - during appraisal for this seemingly splendid blog full of wit and disarming candour it [...]
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: Apparently so...
: Does this ridiculous widget still work?
: Very interesting blog of this days!
: I found some. I should probably keep it under wraps though...
: Just came by for smut. Left disappointed.
: Did someone mention croquet?
: Lord Likely, you must take up this smut (verboten) mit the Colonel, if you can find him. I have been at him all day.
: I demand more smut.
