Telephone maintenance

Please note that employees may experience some problems with the telephone system today.

A communications hygiene specialist is attempting to aleviate our ’sticky phone’ issue. He will also be completing his report detailing the source of the mystery fluid with possible matches from our staff DNA records.

There will be a short ‘amnesty’ period during morning tea where descreet confessions will be taken into consideration in Ms Tutts office. Thankyou for your emissions.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

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5 Comments

  1. Ashley Tutt
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 8:51 pm | Permalink

    The Frau did come and see me this morning Colonel but it was to do with another sticky situation which I am not allowed to talk about …… suffice it to say that the office chairs will spin a little more smoothly after her ‘afternoon off’ *wink*.

    May I suggest a directive that mobile phones should not be allowed to be set to vibrate?

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  2. Frau von Sauertraut
    Posted November 22, 2008 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    Ms. Tutt, you must learn when to speak und when to be silent. Ja? I am sure the Colonel does not want to hear your silly little stories …

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    tNb Reply:
    November 24th, 2008 at 6:08 am

    Imagine the gruesome seven about a woman with that hair … Tag.

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  3. Ashley Tutt
    Posted November 23, 2008 at 8:51 pm | Permalink

    Well really ……….

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  4. Daddy Papersurfer
    Posted November 23, 2008 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    Can you please stop bickering and get on with my application or re-application if you will? …… thank you.

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  5. Frau von Sauertraut
    Posted November 24, 2008 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    Vater Papersurfer, yours is a very special case that requires careful consideration. Your re-application has caused a heated debate at the WBC und we continue to keep close eyes on you. The delay ist simply part of the procedure.

    We have also run out of Linzer cookies again.

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