Weblog URL: http://lordlikely.co.uk/
Reason for application:
I wish to hereby submit my application for my fine web-log to be evaluated by your good selves.
Of course, I have absolutely no doubts with regard to the excellence of my journals, but I would quite like to receive a certificate to cover an unfortunate stain upon the ceiling of my drawing-room.
Yours faithfully,
Lord Likely
Likely…..Likely…Likely…….yes, yes I remember this chap. Used to keep rooms up on E staircase. No stains on the ceiling there, but the I recall that the state of his mattress used to drive his bedder to distraction. Mucky sort of cove, always getting into scrapes. Rumour has it that he once drank an entire case of 1945 Chateau Lafite in one sitting. Approval granted.
Professor Wardrobe Gruber Esq, MA (D.Phil)
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Sometimes whilst taking my evening constitutional I ponder the possibility that Professor Gruber may have falsified his documentation somehow (obviously an impossibilty with our watertight screening process) in the same manner that I wonder if Likely is, was or ever will be a Lord of any sort. An overtly deranged mind spouting innuendo based lunacy into the cosmos via the medium of weblogging. These rantings are obviously fabricated from the lurid depths of depravity that only a true narcisist could be nurturing - quite frankly if he ever brings a halt to his incessant babblings there will be a post available here without a moments hesitation.
Approval granted.
Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE







6 Comments
He’s very big in the blogging world I believe.
I am in complete agreement with the council’s judgement, especially the part about me being excellent.
Many thanks indeed sirs!
After such an unexpected leave of absence, I am happy to see this weblog approved. This Likely’s journals are very interesting und he is quite a gentleman of action … was he in my office while I was away?
I misread ‘office’ as ‘orifice’ just then.
Either way, I believe the answer to be ‘yes’.
Huzzah! I could not agree more. I would in fact have come earlier to show my whole-hearted support but I’m afraid the Lord’s recanting of recent adventures have kept me in a near constant state of arousal! Anyway, tut-tut - jolly pip and what have you. The chap is indeed awesome, as the kids say!
As a long time fan of Lord Likely and his journals, I am thrilled to see that the WBC has wisely granted him approval…he is indeed most Excellent….and generous too. I even have his Golden Cock of Excellence to prove it!